(These are starting to make me dizzy, but I need them archived for posterity.)
If a man who has been performing a highly aerobic dancing routine every single day for months on end and every single time he meets someone new STILL can’t get rid of his excess belly fat, then what hope do the rest of us have?
I don’t really care about the anti-American lyric scandal. Psy’s metabolistically confounding physique (as first pointed out by Tracie) presents a far worse cognitive dissonance for me.
