The 40 images in the baby photo cache Perez Hilton is offering the world “free of charge” are COMPLETELY INSANE. I almost can’t bear to witness them, and yet, I cannot look away.
Blondes in red dresses, per Naomi Watts’ claim that they look “a little bit porno” in that color. Suddenly, I want to be blonde.
Portrait of the Teen Heartthrob as Liam Hemsworth. Miley is the chick with the top knot behind his left shoulder.