If I were a rich fuckhead, I’d probably dress like this everyday, too.

3:54 pm  •  9 July 2012  •  4 notes

buenastardis:

JESUS CHRIST I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD

3:51 pm  •  9 July 2012  •  72,300 notes

By flipping her belt upside down, Beyonce risked stabbing herself in the vagina every time she sat down.

6:13 pm  •  2 July 2012  •  1 note

Thing I’m going to miss about Gawker, #1: Bagel day.
Thing I’m going to miss about Gawker, #2: Torturing the commenters. 

11:56 am  •  29 May 2012  •  1 note

Scanning Page Six archives in Nexis, I came across this blind item from June 21, 2005. Was Owen Wilson’s “Butterscotch Stallion” moniker not in wide use at the time, or was this just the least-blind item ever? SPOILER: Owen Wilson likes to lick ass.

WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the “Butterscotch Stallion,” has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: “I don’t want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else”—and proceeded to lick her buttocks for “over two hours.”

10:54 am  •  24 May 2012  •  2 notes

BEATRICE AND CHELSEA. Disappointing lack of eccentric accessories. [via]

11:34 am  •  23 May 2012  •  3 notes