February 2012
12 posts
4 tags
“The thing about conducting an internet manhunt is that the only way to stop is...”
– Adrian Chen, on the hunt for @horse_ebooks
January 2012
8 posts
from: Minji to: Maureen date: Wed, Jan 18, 2012 at 9:26 AM subject: Hello
Hi!
I am an avid reader of Gawker and I very much appreciate your voice and I just have a question to ask. I will be living in NYC this month and I absolutely have no idea about the city. I am terrified! I recently bookmarked the website NEW YORKER and it seems helpful but I’d like to know if there’s any more...
Shit girls shit:
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Shit shit shits (assuming shits can shit):
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Conversation with a Publicist After She Berates Me
PR: I like your articles for New York Magazine, though, Maureen. Me: That’s Noreen, not Maureen. PR: No, from before you were even at Jezebel. Me: That’s someone else, too.
* Though she conflated us, I’m impressed with this publicist’s ability to connect multiple -au/oreens with their past and present publications.
December 2011
16 posts
1 tag
Biggest Story I Failed to Land in 2011
The uncensored Roberto Arango bent-over-naked Grindr picture.
The Great Eggnog Conspiracy: A Theory
If we drank eggnog more than once a year, we’d remember how wretchedly disgusting it was every time we saw it, and would never buy it. Or rather, we’d buy it once, hate it, and then every time we saw eggnog, in regular intervals at the grocery store, our hatred would be at the fore of our minds, and we would never make the mistake of trying to drink eggnog ever again.
But by...
“Sensenbrenner publicly said Michelle Obama has a big butt, and now he must...”
– Elspeth Reeve, “Why Fat Conservatives Love Calling Michelle Obama Fat”
Video Games My Boyfriend Has Played, Ranked by...
The one with the guy from Mad Men
The one where the horses have furry feet
The one where the horses are old-timey Western
The one with the potato (cute)
The one with Batman
The one with historic world leaders
The one with the gas mask (bleak)
The one with cars (annoying sounds)
November 2011
7 posts
October 2011
9 posts
Power Fosters of New York
1. Jodie Foster, when she is here
2. Bananas Foster, delicious dessert
3. Foster Kamer, maker of power lists
4. Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
5. Foster Care, neglected but vital public service
